Okay, so my Girl Scout Gold Award pins were sent with other things to my house and the package was stolen off my porch. Some guy found it on the side of the road and it had been cut open and strewn along the street. I sent an email to the lady telling her the stuff that I got and she informed me that the only things missing were the pins. So I asked if they could resend those because they were clearly stolen.
They told me to send them a copy of the police report. I live in central Dallas. Cops have things like murders and arson to worry about. And I am a fucking Gold Award winner! Ugh. Why would I lie about this? Like really. I have better things to do with my time, like make money. I don’t have time to go bother cops about stolen Girl Scout pins. This isn’t a Nancy Drew book.